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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control

Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents

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