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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality

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