Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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