A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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So many books, so little time.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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