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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.

Frank Zappa

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents

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