May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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So many books, so little time.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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