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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Frank Zappa

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart

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