Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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