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To me absurdity is the only reality.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep

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