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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe

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