Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPAThe difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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