The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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One and one is eleven.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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