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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song

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