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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion

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