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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA

Memories Past Regret Remember
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPA

Adsurd Reality
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA

Brown Lipstick Make Up
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom

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