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Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe

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