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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

Frank Zappa

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life

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