The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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