Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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So many books, so little time.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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One and one is eleven.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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