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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

Frank Zappa

I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep

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