“There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!”

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

One size does not fit all.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

Achievement has no color.

Nothing has ever been achieved by the person who says, It can’t be done.

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.

If you can’t stop thinking about it, don’t stop working on it.

I have a little bit of that gamer spirit in me. I just don’t have the time to be a gamer. But in another life, I would be one.

If you do the work you get rewarded. There are no shortcuts in life.

I do not like to repeat successes I like to go on to other things.