If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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One and one is eleven.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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