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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

Frank Zappa

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

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