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Frank Zappa

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library

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