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Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song

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