Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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