Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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