We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
LILY TOMLINIf love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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