There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLINI try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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