If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLINThe larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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