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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Lily Tomlin

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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