If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLINWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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