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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lily Tomlin

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself

I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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