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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lily Tomlin

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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