I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lily Tomlin

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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality

I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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