We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLINReality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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