“When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.””

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.

I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.

Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

I am grateful for all my victories, but I am especially grateful for my losses, because they only made me work harder.

Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.

You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.

Do not think of todays failures, but of the success that may come tomorrow.

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.