“I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.”

What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.

If you can’t be direct, why be?

There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

If you prayed as much as you complain and quarrel, you’d have a lot less to argue about and much more peace of mind.

The moment you start complaining, you are already not taking into consideration all the good things Allah [God] has given you.

Never complain. Never explain.

By and large, I have come to see that if we complain about life, it is because we are thinking only of ourselves.

Don’t moan, don’t whine, don’t blame. Just get on with it.

It is absurd for the Evolutionist to complain that it is unthinkable for an admittedly unthinkable God to make everything out of nothing and then pretend that it is more thinkable that nothing should turn itself into everything.

My whole life I have been complaining that my work was constantly interrupted, until I discovered that my interruptions were my work.

The woman’s position in the world today is so much harder than a man’s that it makes me choke every time I hear a man complain about anything.