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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Lily Tomlin

The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality

Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

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