If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
LILY TOMLINTruth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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