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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

Lily Tomlin

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
LILY TOMLIN

Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking

To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

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