“I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.”

Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

After all, in private, we’re all misfits.

I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

I didn’t do school plays… I’ve never done a play in my life, actually. Not even a nativity.

Life is very, very simple and easy to understand, but we complicate it with the beliefs and ideas that we create.

God is unchanging in His love. He loves you. He has a plan for your life. Don’t let the newspaper headlines frighten you. God is still sovereign; He’s still on the throne.

God wants to do immeasurably more in & through your life than you could ask.

She is a planet holding all of life, please take care of her. Her heart is your light.

Get into the habit of saying, ”Speak, Lord,” and life will become a romance.

Life’s not about sitting at home in front of the TV waiting for your life to begin. Get out there and take some chances.

Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will get angry when the rhythm changes. But life is changing all the time.