I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
LILY TOMLINDid you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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