Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINBut there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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