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Lily Tomlin

Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality

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