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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Lily Tomlin

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex

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