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Always drink upstream from the herd.

Will Rogers

People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth

Always drink upstream from the herd.

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