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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock

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