The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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