You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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