The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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