There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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