Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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