There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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