There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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