Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
-
-
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS -
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS -
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS -
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERS -
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS -
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERS -
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS -
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERS -
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS -
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS -
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS -
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS -
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS -
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERS -
Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS