We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSA vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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