You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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