There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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