You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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