Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS
Common sense ain’t common.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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