I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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