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Common sense ain’t common.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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