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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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